Join me?

I'm pity partying today. Why, you ask? Let me put it this way... I've never been so frustrated with winter in my life. The sidewalks are never plowed on campus, and this gimp is not a happy one. Indeed. I hate putting so much effort into the dumb frump throne for it to respond with one inch of movement.
Where's the justice in this world? Where's the mercy?
Where is that stupid snow plow
And where the hey is my bed???

You could say I'm peeved. You could say I'm exhausted. You could also say I'm out of shape. But despite what you decide to say, help a gimp in need today.

Enough is enough.